*** ***** IS ALIVE?! THE FUCKKK!? Well, the episode was all about preparing for war, some recruiting armies, some taking castles and planing a sweet revenge.
WARNING: SPOILERS
Well the episode started with people building something, and then we see Ian McShane as some character that is a nice person I think? And omg, carrying a big tree by himself, THE HOUND appears. Very alive. I know Arya is screaming somewhere. Then they talk and Ian McShane says that the Hound is still alive “for a reason”.
In King’s Landing Margaery is now bffs with The High Sparrow, who asks her why hasn’t she fucked with Tommen yet. She avoids saying that he is like 12 and she says that now she has “other motivations” because now she is not a sinner. Then he says that her grandma is also a sinner, and she goes and talks to her. Obviously grandma is worried, but Margaery gives her a drawing of a flower, showing that she is not crazy and that she is still a Tyrell sinner in her heart!!! Yas queen!
Then grandma literally drags Cersei when she came in to ask her to join forces. She was all confident and shit but granny said everyone hates her.
In the north, Jon, Sansa and Davos are asking other houses to join the army against house Bolton. They already have the support of the wilding army, which is a good and bad thing because they have more men, but other houses still hate the wildings so that causes trouble when they say that they will be fighting besides them. They go to Mormot house, which is ruled by a 12 year old girl, named Lyanna (the show is killing us with R + L = J references all over the place lol). Jon tries to convince the girl to give men to them, but she is sassy af!!! And she drags Sansa by saying “Sansa Bolton or Lannister?”. Damn. Then Davos convinces her, because he understands children, given the fact that he was friends with princess Shireen. The girl eventually says yes, that she will give her army of 62 men. That was seriously so cute and badass, she says “We are not a large house, but we’re aproud one”.
Then they notice that they have a small army so far, so they need more men. That’s when Sansa writes a letter and sends it to someone unknown. But we obviously know it was for Littlefinger.
Jamie and Bronn (who is back!!) go to confront Blackfish or something like that, and Jamie says he will defeat his army… To be honest I have no clue of what’s going on there. But it’s good to have Bronn back.
In Pirates of the Caribbean, Theon and Yara are planning to go and visit Daenerys, give her ships and idk have fortune or something. Yara forces Theon to drink ale and he is literally me and barely drinks it all. I hate ale so Theon I get you. Yara wants to be the Iron Island’s queen so she better have the support of the dragon queen. And Yara goes to celebrate her last night there with a whore!! You go girl!!!
In Braavos, Arya is negotiating a ship to get the hell out of there, and she goes to a bridge to look at the city for the last time, and a creepy grandma who looks just like the queen from Snow White when she is old and STABS ARYA IN THE STOMACH MULTIPLE TIMES but she escapes by throwing herself to the water. And the grandma was that fucking annoying girl who has no name with a face from an old lady. Then Arya gets out of the water and walks through the market, bleeding and desperate and people are looking at her doing nothing. WHAT THE FUCK GAME OF THRONES? Y’all better don’t kill Arya.
Back in the land where the Hound was, everyone in that village was murdered and Ian McShane was hanging from the construction he was building. The Houds looses it because someone killed his support group and grabs an axe to go fuck shit up somewhere.
I still believe that this season is preparing us for something big in the last 2 episodes. Everything is building up something, a battle, revenge, death. This episode wasn’t as slow as the last one but it was a bit of a let down in some parts (The Hound ones, I don’t really like him that much so it wasn’t pleasing to see he is back).
I liked a lot the fact that Margaery is not crazy after all! She is so smart, she adapts to every situation she is and she takes the best out of it for her own good. When she ruled with Joffrey she played the role of a sadist like him. With Tommen she was nice and sweet with him and made him believe he was a great king so she could be the queen she wanted to be. Now, she says she loves the gods and that she is not a sinner. SIKE! She is planning some big revenge here, I bet she and Cersei will team up and kill all the Sparrow fuckers with The Mountain.
I really really hope Arya is ok!!! They can’t kill her!
In the north storyline, shit is getting real. We are getting close to the big battle between Jon and Ramsay. This is going to be epic. But once again, no Melisandre. I need her on screen. She is my fave.
But yeah, this season is teasing things. I really really want to see battles and war, death, brutality and dragons fighting the Dead in the last episode. Or maybe that will happen in episode 9, because if you pay attention episodes 9 of GOT are always the most intense and fucked up of them all (S1 Ned dies, S2 the Blackwater battle, S3 the Red Wedding, S4 Crows vs Wildings battle and S5 Daenerys riding Drogon and escaping).
Game of Thrones “The Broken Man” gets
4 out of 5 SASSY LYANNAS!
DIEGO NIBBAL 
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